The Cake is a Lie
strawberiily:

by kisforkani

blimpcat-art:

 LOWAS • LOLAR • LOFAF • LOHAC •

Backgrounds I made and used for my Beta Kids picture~

A year ago we stayed up till 3 am talking
And today I don’t know how to even say hey

(via walk-you-home)

applies perfectly to my current situation

(via mezmerizinq)

what we want taemin’s debut to be like:

notmyllama:

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What it’s probably gonna be like:

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SNSD on Late Night with David Letterman - 120131

lychgate:

chucknraleigh:

ryeisenberg:

ryeisenberg:

  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
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  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
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  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format. 

i got through three pages before i had to stop or risk throwing my laptop across the room

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he makes bella blam just from blowing on her titty

zaccharine:

honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf

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my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab

polyglotplatypus:

Just because they’re family doesn’t mean they’re right.